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"I'm gonna raaaaaam 'em!"

"I'm gonna raaaaaam 'em!"

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WELL IT WAS GOING TO SUPPOSED TO HAVE ALREADY HAPPENED EVENTUALLY, EH?

By which I mean, I made this dumb website!! Because I am a professional. To see exactly how professional I am, CHECK IT OUT!

http://swardybangbang.blogspot.com

SELFPROMOTYPROMOTERPROMAAAH! Yay.

In other news, Beth and Jonch have been working on this "CCS = HOGWARTS: THE COMPREHENSIVE METAPHOR" for a while now, and today I finally got placed: Dobby. It's too true to even argue.

WHAT'S WITH TODAY, TODAY: I bit it so hard during speed skate today! Motherfucker! Wear your goddamn knee pads! A SAFETY TIP FROM ME TO YOU.

In conclusion: tomorrow I will eat polenta.
  • My knees just cringed. D:
  • I HAVE BOUGHT A BOOK AND NOW DEMAND ITS INSTANTANEOUS TELEPORTATION TO ME

    I figured it would be better not to have the first comments on your shiny new blog all sound like they come from a crazy person in various and entertaining stages of inebriation.

    Also what the fuck, Firefox, you suck at dictionaries. You don't know teleportation! Or, apparently, Firefox! Okay, that's funny now.

    I AM GOING TO INSTALL FOLDING@HOME FOUR TIMES FOR ALL OF MY PROCESSORS

    DEMANDING THAT YOU BEGIN KEEPING TRACK OF WHAT WORK OF YOURS I DO AND DO NOT OWN AND JUST PROVIDING ME PRODUCTS AND INVOICES
    THIS IS IN NO WAY A BAD IDEA (yes it is)
    • THANK YOU CUSTOMER, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW FOR A SOLID FACT THAT YOU ALREADY OWN THE BOOK YOU JUST BOUGHT. But it's ok! Now you will have the shiny new sanitized version because I just took out all the swears! Why? BECAUSE PROFANITY IS A CRUTCH. A GODDAMN FUCKING CRUTCH!!

      ....but I am also going to throw an extra freebie in there because dude you totally already own the book you just bought.
      • I totally do not own the Poor Poor Angsty Hungarian book, I have all your stuff shelved in with my comics and it is not there. HA HA

        I also don't think I own the Werewolf 3 anthology. I'm pretty sure I only have 2.
  • yo! pass the gillyweed
  • That video was F*&^%$# hilarious.
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